time to take another 6 month p p p p p p p power nap

this made absolutely no sense and i was completely terrified until i saw the pulp troll post (a real classic) making the rounds

*dips my wittle toesies in your pulp*

more-notes-than-you:

classicmeevs:

chapsnat:

classicmeevs:

more-notes-than-you:

classicmeevs:

Never tried pulp before, next!

you gotta try it meevs

Next i said…

Meevs you don’t have any pulp in your juice because I, the pulp troll, selfishly steal it all for myself.

Can we just get the next thing started?

i want to hear more about the pulp troll

makkurohoshi:

videohall:

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

Ooooohhhhh my goooodneeesss

Reasons: I kept passive-aggressively posting stuff about my personal life in posts and tags, and also I just don’t want to keep up with everything on my dashboard.

I’m doing pretty well now, and I’m trying to work on self-improvement, specifically bigger things like buying groceries and cooking/meal-planning, and small things like wearing sunblock regularly. So yeah, sayonara! I’ll try to become a better me!

yoooo i hadn’t realized how long its been since i’ve posted…

anyways, don’t know if anyone noticed but i don’t plan on being active on this blog anymore. I still have some sideblogs up and semi-running, but I’m not gonna be posting on chapsnat anymore. I’m not going to interact with posts anymore, but maybe still talk to mutuals and stuff. Inbox is still open for PMs if needed. I’ll keep lurking on here to stay up to date with mutuals and Hot New Memes™

chapsnat:

put the down payment on my tuition payment plan, feels good man.

now i need to call the financial aid office and remove the unsubsidized loan i accepted for the wrong amount

My mom got mad at me for doing the payment plan  since it has a $50 service fee and wanted me to pay all of it at once, like, no mom, technically I could pay it all at once, but that’d take a transfer, plus I can wait to make my next two payments after paychecks so i don’t have to spread it so thin.

put the down payment on my tuition payment plan, feels good man.

now i need to call the financial aid office and remove the unsubsidized loan i accepted for the wrong amount

Queens of 10 year anniversaries!

lesbianshepard:

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

stick me in a tub of ice water

adrianianam:

bittertits:

llleighsmith:

http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/03/08/oakland-ground-breaking-pot-permit-program-takes-shape/

“business owners and those new to Oakland say the changes have moved the needle too far in the other direction, and they are being pushed out of the pot bonanza.” noooooo not the gentrifiers nooooooooo

yo this is even more direct a “fuck you gentrifiers” move here

sonypraystation:

USA 1.023 Patch Notes:

all states rearranged for a better gameplay experience

chapsnat:

the ingredients on chopped are iberico bacon, pork loin, kimchi, and dried cherrires, and this one idiot fills a pan with like 60% kimchi, 25% egg, and 15% bacon and it’s the worst scrambled eggs i’ve ever seen

the chef was chopped, not for having a mess of scrampbed eggs but for having “too many flavors”